I can't say I'm anything like [****]. I'm taller and I've got a lot shorter hair, but it seems like we have the same taste in running gear, and I can see why. The first time I wore the Texas flag shorts on a workout 5k I expected them to bunch and ride up, at least a little, first time and all, but they stayed in place. The second time I wore them on a run it rained. A downpour. The shorts got soaked but were not uncomfortable in any way. It was a fun run.